Cliff Yablonski versus The Horrible People
- I AM SO CONSTIPATED THAT MY EARS ARE JUST ALL MESSED UP TO HELL. Look at those things, they look like water slides for tapeworms.
- This is pretty much what I picture the apocalypse to look like, only with a lot better fashion sense. Keep grinning, your head resembles the top of a missile you jackass.
- Hahahaha pig in a cow!!!!
- Christy Belkins presents a dramatic reenactment of the big bang using only her face. It's like somebody spent the past two weeks shooting a rotten potato with a pellet gun.
- I AM THE WAL MART ELF! I PROTECT THE SOD! CLEANUP ON AISLE MANNEQUIN FACE.
- Jacob Hargrove's parents were saddened to learn all their son's home videos had to be viewed in a widescreen TV just to fit his face.