Cliff Yablonski Rides Again
- Gail, the white trash hog ate a radioactive rose and magically transformed into the incredible superhero FATHAT. FATHAT poses with Mayor Potatoface. Together they fight crime by posing for pictures in front of garages. The only crime here is that YOUR BODIES ARE COMPOSED OF 98% MEDICAL WASTE AND PLAQUE
- WELL GOOD LORD YOU SURE ARE WACKY WEARING THAT STUPID HELMET AND RIDING THAT STUPID BIKE AND USING YOUR STUPID DICK TO BUY NEWSPAPERS AT A CONVENIENCE STORE YOU PASTY CRAG FACED WASTESHIT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
- Man, Jesus sure got lazy with this one, he just started reaching into a grab bag and throwing together whatever came up. And let me tell you, after looking at this sludge broad, I can feel something coming up as well.
- HELLO! I AM THE SPACE COMMANDER! TAKE ME TO THE ROOM WHERE NOBODY GETS LAID EVER!
- "Hey, I'm an ugly, greasy, spastic creature trapped in a shower! I'd better grab a photo of this uncontrollable gay fire on my head so I can send it to ALL THE MANY, MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE AN IMAGE LIKE THIS BECAUSE THEY HAVE HORRIBLE BRAIN PROBLEMS."
- You two are stupid and I hope you burn in hell!!!