I Hate You Page 02
- Denise Wadworth, professional parrot trainer. She trains her birds to look as embarassing as she does. Lookin good there Polly, now wipe those streams of drool off your fucking chin.
- I fucking hate ravers. Raving Fruit Boy wears stupidass jewelry so he'll be the coolest kid at the Nitrous Oxide tent. I'd like to break a lamp in his face.
- Man-Nun smokes a Tampon. Keep it up, fool.
- TWO THUMBS UP FOR OSCAR WILDE! MORON.
- Pat Bryons works at some computer place by the mall. He says "If you're looking for the rest of the tech department, you might want to look in my sandwich."
- The Gay Brothers found a homeless drifter and invited him to their man-party. Everybody aboard the meat train! WOO!