I Hate You Page 107
- Liz Marrings competes with fellow geek nerd idiot jerk moron computer retards to get the power up and win the game. She's got a face only a mother could love, and I'm talking about those kinds of mothers featured on "60 Minutes" that drink a lot and shoot heroin.
- I fucking despise the Appleton University College of the Arts. They constantly pump out shit students like this. Oh well, at least it keeps the hospital in business. After I got done beating on this clown, the ER needed 7 trained surgeons just to remove the simp's finger from his own larynx.
- The third little pig laughs because the wolf couldn't blow his chimney down. He's also laughing because he ate the other two pigs.
"ROOOWWWWRRRRRR! GO TEAM SHITHEAD, GO! RAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWRRR!!!"
- Mom and dad are proud because their reject kid got a degree in "80-Sided Dice Study" from Dungeons and Dragons University. Go jump off a building, you Dork Elf.
- THE EXPERIMENT WAS A SUCCESS!!!
or was it?