I Hate You Page 109
- Oh no! The goths have invaded the YMCA! Don't wipe your face with the white towels unless you want to end up worshipping The Dark Overlord like this braindead lurch.
- New at Costco: Bags of Shit in ULTRA JUMBO SIZE.
- The East Appleton City Man Olympics. The first place prize is a gold cup, but the winner has to pull it off the guy wearing it.
"ROWWWWR! Merry Christmas! Your gift is a white cretin! RAOOOWWWWWRRRR!"
- HELLO LADIES!!!
- Quit posing like the nancyboy shitcakes you are and pick up my damn garbage you worthless crackhead bastards.