I Hate You Page 123
- I brought Steve Wynkowski a platter of my gut buster brownies as a housewarming gift. The little weak-kneed sissy girl couldn't even choke down one bite before choking and falling down. I was so disgusted that I stole his grill and all his silverware. And his kids. But I brought them back an hour later because all they could do is sit around and drool.
PS: His wife looks like roadkill.
- "ONE BOWL OF MANSAUCE, COMING RIGHT UP!"
- GREASY LOU: "Oh, they're playing our song."
HOBO: "What song is that?"
GREASY LOU: "It doesn't matter, just hold me, you handsome devil."
- Hahahaha, SORRY!!!
- Yeah, they're fantastic to paint my garage with. Nice hat, Esmerelda.
- Jesus, what is it, mutants get in free night at the hick club? Actually, on closer inspection, that seems to be the grinning specter of death staring at me. My mistake.