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- The Eyeball Wizard summons Ugliness +7. He is unstoppable!
- After a particularly exciting Garth Brooks concert, Marcus Raymonds does a little partying of his own. Looking good there, Doctor Charisma.
"ROWWWWRRRRR! Jesus Christ! It's Telly Savalis in drag! ROWWWWRRRWWWRR!!!"
- The White Trash Terminator. Hey Ace, you got some shit on your face. It looks like your nose dumped a couple turds above your lip.
- HOT DONKEY ON DONKEY ACTION!!!
- Mike Garrings is the first human being to ever have Muskie Leeches grafted onto his face. He lost his eyebrows during a fateful incident involving his frat brothers, a cigarette lighter, and somebody's exposed ass.