I Hate You Page 14
- It's easy when the dumbasses do all the work for me.
- Hootah hootah hoo, it's time for tha' dork hodown! Sumbody pull tha toilet plunger outta my ass and we'll square-dance the night away! LeRoy Hobbs owns the shittiest trailer at the East Appleton Trailer Plaza.
- WE WANT PEACE! AND LOVE! AND EYEDROPS FOR THE FREAKSHOW ON THE LEFT!
- Mike and Ray Nichols. Mike is seen here flipping me off, shortly before I broke off that pansy ass finger of his and threw it in his cat's food dish. Ray is holding his stomach where I shot him. They live like slobs.
- HEY, IT'S MR. POTATO HEAD! TELL ME WHERE THE HELL YOUR BUCKET OF PARTS IS SO I MAY KICK YOU IN THEM.
- Awww kid, no, don't do that to the cat! You'll get a girlfriend some day, I swear! Okay, so maybe you won't. Go ahead with the cat thing.