I Hate You Page 21
- Under heavy artillery fire, the 1970's Moronster attacks a small village! His Coke-bottle glasses vaporize women and children! PS: Why the hell does it say "Aerial Cunt!" on the kid's shirt?
- The Pasty Androgynous Biker of Doom strikes a curious pose. I am curious if it's wearing makeup or those are just really irritated zits on its cheeks.
- "HELLO, I'M LUMPY! WELCOME TO THE WEDDING! PLEASE EXCUSE MY FACE!"
- File Tom Wedden under "S" for "SEXY!" No wait, I mean "Slob". Watch Tom guard the index drawers behind him. They contain his plans to synthesize Rogaine. GOOD LUCK, PAL!
- Sure, he's fat and jolly, but hell, that ain't Santa.
- It's Leonard Nimoy! It's Jeff Goldblum! It's Leonard Nimoy! No wait, it's just some jackass.