I Hate You Page 214

: Private Parts and Colonel Crotch give the ol' one-handed salute. These two slughumping horsepeckers are a disgrace to the armed forces. If it was World War I again and I was in the trenches with these two fuckgerms, I would've used their throats to store all my incendiary grenades. One time in World War I I was driving an Abrahams M-1 tank through China and these Japs were shooting their rocket guns at me but I pressed the ejection seat button and I launched out the top and shot them with my sniper rifle while parachuting back to Earth and this is all a goddamn true story and if you don't believe me then you're a goddamn filthrodent cuntwrap who should be lined up against a wall and have a Volvo driven into you at 50 miles an hour.

: Doctor Surpriso explains his theory about how humans evolved from garbage bags full of used condoms. Well not all humans, just him.

: Grimy the Troll heads off to work so he can help build a new bridge he can live under.

: I am fairly sure that whatever that old corpse on the bottom left is doing to that young mutant-in-training is illegal. Expect to see all these fuckwipes on "Cops" sooner or later.