I Hate You Page 226
- I don't know where the hell this photo was taken because there's no goddamn beach anywhere in Appleton City and if there was I'd take my metal detector and look for buried treasure and nickels in there all day.
- Goat Necked Joe tries to escape his monthly beating but ol' Cliffy is much faster than you'd think. I can run across my livingroom real fast when I gotta shit, I should take pictures of that sometime, it'd knock your socks off.
Enoch Yablonski: WHY HASN'T ANYBODY TOLD ME HOW TO TAKE THIS ASSPASTRY OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN ALREADY?!?
- Dinnertime! The main course is Androgynous Pot Pie.
- One of these sisters lives in Appleton City and the other doesn't. Can you pick which is which?
Enoch Yablonski: I'm going to tear your head off and shove it so far up your ass that it will come out of your neck hole again, get off my computer screen or so help me God I'm going to come over there and stab you silly.
- Troll love. It's so magical seeing the two of them-
Enoch Yablonski: Okay, that's the last straw you goatheaded enema twist, I'm turning off my computer screen and heading out there to show you what a real m-
Enoch Yablonski: "HEY WHAT WAS THAT, I DIDN'T READ WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, WHO THE FUCK CLICKS ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN ANYWAY, NOBODY IS READING THIS EXCEPT YOU, YOU BITTER OLD FUCK."
Enoch Yablonski: Enoch Yablonski: Enoch Yablonski: Enoch Yablonski: Enoch Yablonski: "THAT'S A FUCKING CLASSIC PICTURE RIGHT THERE, AHAHAHA, HIT IN THE MANSACK, AHAHAHA."