I Hate You Page 250
- ROLLS OF DOUGHES AT A HIPPY CONVENTIAN, WELCOEM TO TEH NIPPLE PAVALIAN, WE REPLACE ALL OUR PENISES WITH A GELATONOUS SUBSTAINCE.
- Janet Reeno and her running presedent partnar, Joe. THEY WILL LOWAR YUOR TAXES BUT HIT YUOR LEGS WITH SOEM KIND OF AXE TO GIVE YUO A SHORT APPEAL AND A tARGET DEMOGRAPHICS.
- OH TWO MEN WON TEH GAMES, ONE was a baldy creature and anothar plays a golf circuit. BUT WHAT SI THIS? TEH TALL TROLL SI SULLEN AND A SAD MAN!!! HE DID NOT WIN A GAME< HOW COULD THIS HAPPAN? obviousely all fagorts were disqualeftyed from winning, sorry tall troll, mayebe yuo can cry yuorself to sleep inside a bed of a warming mans anus// AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, while yuor at it WHY DONT YUO BUY A CHIN FOR YUORSELF, IDEOT???
- OH NO TEH SECRAT IS REVEALED:
"HIGHLEY EFFECTIVE PEOPAL EAT THE INEFFECTIVE PEOPAL!!!"
EVARYBODY RUN, TURKEYLEGS GOT YUO IN HIS SIGHTS!!!
- "wellcome to our cristmas celebratian please brings jesus into yuor hearts and oh please do not brings anymoer crowbars to my jaw, I cannot take them anymore and my wife si a bird anyways so maybe I lust for death."
- "KISSING BOOTH"????? MOER LIEK "FAGGOT BOOTH!!!"
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHA AH AHA HHH HAHAHAHAH AHAH AHAHHAHA
BECAUSE THEY ARE FAGOTS!!!!!!!