I Hate You Page 261
It has escaped off the wing of the airplane from the Twilight Zone episode with William Shatner. Nobody ever asks for Blood Gnome on Christmas.
- Community Council planners Ted Boise and Gary Elk use their computer screen to scroll up dancing robot computer women pictures. Those two dirtbags are the biggest dogshits I've ever met, and let me tell you I've met quite a few dogshits in my days. Ask anybody about how Ted and Gary were acting last Veteran's Day party and you'll hear the same answer: hey I think my phone is ringing.
- I CANNOT BE CAPTURED!
- Oh no I was captured, I am the worst vagina face ever.
- TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA, GUVNUH!
- One of the more unpopular members of Intergalactic Band Camp. This guy smells so bad that he oh wait, my phone is ringing, hold on I gotta go answer it and then I'll come back and finish this sentence.