I Hate You Page 39
- STORY BEHIND THIS PHOTO: Julie McNamara here flipped me the bird while I was crashing through her glass window with my camera. Then, a couple seconds later, she looked at her hand and mistook it for a turkey drumstick. The doctors are trying to dig her finger out of her greasy stomach and reattach it as I write this.
- The Short Bus enters the Twilight Zone.
- I SELL WICKER!!!
- A good example showing how the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy doesn't work.
- Shhhh! Be quiet! It can hear you breathe!
- Why the glum look, Terror Banshee? Cheer up, those curtains you have stapled to your back really bring out the bloodlust in your unholy soul.