I Hate You Page 62
- I love your hair, Queen Mistress Darkside F. Soulcrusher, but I think the door on your trailer home is too small to let you out.
- TOMATO FACE TOM: "Honey, I asked you to wake me up when the tanning booth hit three hours!"
PASTY FAT PAT: "BUT I WAS MESMERIZED BY MEATLOAF!"
- Haha, the boss from "Dilbert" is having a mid-life crisis!!! Hahaha!!!
- Oh no! The people who made Rodney Callisto's poster accidentally made a typo and spelled "MEN" as "BEER".
- Save the child! Aagh! The troll has little Bobby! All is lost! Drop your torches and pitchforks and FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
- This is why they never let me back into St. Matthew's Church anymore. Notice the aftermath of some "Old Testament Yablonski Justice."