I Hate You Page 72
- Somebody spilled beard all over Greg Ellingsley.
- Santa puts on the ol' "bedroom eyes" for any creature that walks into the bar. You don't want to see what gifts he has for you in his sack.
- "ROOOWWRR! Somebody took a photo of a hairball floating around in my digestive tract!"
You're the greatest, Uglycat!
"ROWWWWR! Shut your face, you bitter old fucker!"
You got it!
- Even the gangsters in Appleton City are embarassments to mankind.
- Bill McNabb: "Honey, this amazing bum picks the best stocks! Go ahead, Magic Bum! Pick us a winner!"
Bill McNabb: "The Magic Bum advises us to invest in aerodynamics!"
Bill McNabb: "No, I will not let you pee in my hand for a dollar."
- GET OUT OF MY DAMN BUSHES!!!