I Hate You Page 73
- A typical party at the West Appleton City Shady Acres Retirement Villa. My deadbeat son Lou tried to toss my wrinkled ass into this rotting hellhole, but I quickly reminded him that I'm still his dad and it's my Constitutional right to break a bottle of rum over his bloated head. I took advantage of that right many times that day.
- Manny Perkins can still hear the victims scream for help. By compacting his fat man-tits together, the digestive process is sped up and their pleas for help go unheard.
- Yes, you idiot, it is a gun. And no, I am not happy to see you.
- The starting linebacker for the South Appleton Cougars, Mary Edwards. No wonder the team went 16-0 that year with her as the entire defensive line.
- The Appleton City Catch and Release programs fails miserably. FOR GOD'S SAKE, THROW THEM BOTH BACK!!!
- Marge Schorbeck's lifelong dream was to pass the ugly gene to her kids. Sadly enough, I don't think any of her fruit-faced children will have the opportunity to do the same. There ain't nobody blind enough to lay down with those sacks of rocks.