I Hate You Page 81
- Theoretical Scientist Wilford McKinely. Theoretically, he could be a scientist. In reality, he's just the lowlife scumbag who sifts through my trash and steals all the coathangers I throw out.
- THE LAWN WIZARD PROTECTS FROM CRABGRASS INFESTATION +5!!! USE THE FIREBALL ATTACK!
- Boy, nothing quite like watching idiotic cultural drudgery cross all ethnic gaps and turn the entire world into a bunch of raving idiots that should be dismembered and shoved into a nuclear waste barrel. I don't like white goths and I sure as hell don't like Asian goths. Go back to your job cutting meat at the Kroger's deli counter, you little simp.
- I threw a net on these two hags but they just cut it up and used it for clothing. Next time I'm loading the tranquilizer darts with Clorox.
- IT'S GOTHPARTY 2000! If I had a patent on the color black, this event alone would make me a few trillion bucks. Better hurry up and get home you retards, "Friends" is almost on.
- Some residents of North Appleton just don't get it. Not that fat moron in the front though, I've got a feeling he gets it too much.