I Hate You Page 91
- Jesus Christ, you think Skeletor would've finally captured He-Man by now!!! Guess he got a new hairdo and a temp job cleaning ashtrays at the local bowling alley.
And the only reason I know who Skeletor and He-man are is because my grandson used to play that goddamn show all the time here. I'd have to come down at 7:00 am to see him watching that crap. Eventually I ripped the damn cable box out of the wall and threw it through a plate glass window. The cops won't let me get within 100 yards of the kid now, but that's fine because he smelled like a fucking cheese factory anyway.
- Milkmaid Elsa or Amish bondage queen? Who knows. Who the hell cares.
- DANCE, MUTANT, DANCE!!! MUUAHAHAH
The Mutant Dance Academy in South Appleton dresses their students up in tin foil so I can spot them easier in the daytime and run over their epileptic bodies with my Chrysler.
- If you are viewing this picture, your soul has already been eaten by Sheila Prestovice, the Defiler. I'm so sorry.
- The roof on Mike Anderson's house is supported by load-bearing ugly.
- Here, have a fruit. It's right over there, touching its nipples and holding a rotten pear.