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NO, DEAR GOD, WHY IS THIS HERE, WHY HAVE I SEEN THIS, SOMEBODY KILL MY EYES
I think these are two mannequins that were designed by children who have been kept in a sensory depravation tank for the past decade. If they are both human than that's it, I quit.

Hello carnivores, you are very proud.

Many citizens of South Appleton can't afford to shop at the K-Mart, so they use the Appleton Times to dress their children and herd them off to retard school where they're taught to stare blankly at lampposts for hours with their mouths open.
IT'S A SLOW RIDE, TAKE IT EAASSSY, YOU'RE IN CHEEEEMO.
Hey, it's the Lard Express with Dark Chocolate leading the train into a pit at Crisco Town, everybody get on board and go to hell!