Theoretical Scientist Wilford McKinely. Theoretically, he could be a scientist. In reality, he's just the lowlife scumbag who sifts through my trash and steals all the coathangers I throw out.
THE LAWN WIZARD PROTECTS FROM CRABGRASS INFESTATION +5!!! USE THE FIREBALL ATTACK!
Boy, nothing quite like watching idiotic cultural drudgery cross all ethnic gaps and turn the entire world into a bunch of raving idiots that should be dismembered and shoved into a nuclear waste barrel. I don't like white goths and I sure as hell don't like Asian goths. Go back to your job cutting meat at the Kroger's deli counter, you little simp.
I threw a net on these two hags but they just cut it up and used it for clothing. Next time I'm loading the tranquilizer darts with Clorox.
IT'S GOTHPARTY 2000! If I had a patent on the color black, this event alone would make me a few trillion bucks. Better hurry up and get home you retards, "Friends" is almost on.
Some residents of North Appleton just don't get it. Not that fat moron in the front though, I've got a feeling he gets it too much.