I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Actions have consequences. Gentle Creature returns to express his worry that draining the swamp will send swamp creatures into his burrow.
The Swamp Piggies of the Lying Media have branded me "The Secret Strangler" because they are the Enemy of the People.
We rank the relative security of the gates at the marinas where US Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos keeps her 10 yachts!
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Eco-worriers are in a tizzy about dead birds full of plastic and want to ban plastics. Shouldn't it be the bird's choice?
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
The social justice mob has once again turned into the Nazis to silence bigotry. When will they learn???
The Internet is abuzz about a new viral video. Let's break down "This is Gonna Hurt" by Hoobastank.
One girl's decision to go as a Predator to prom set the Internet ablaze with outrage. And that's a good thing!
This is serious: Commander William T. Riker has committed some disgusting acts and it is time he face real punishment from Starfleet.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
I have been accused of many things and my words have been tooken out of context please forgive me and unban me from twitch + roblox.
Scandal swirls around EPA head Scott Pruitt, but only one of his scandals is interesting.
We must put a stop to Laura Ingraham's offensive show! Join me in a boycott!
BREAKING NOW: a story so dangerous that there are those within our government that might kill to keep it from getting out.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
Vulture landed an incredible interview with legendary musician and Muppet Rowlf. We break down his wildest claims.
The Nunes Memo has leaked and it will change the way you view our country forever!