Captain H. W. Grieves settles into his new job as a pin boy for a local bowling alley and looks to the future, mapping out his strategy for success and what must be done to achieve it.
Thank you for great interest! Time and time again adult and child long for fun! Time again longing is gratified by going to ADVENTURE PALACE. The pamphlet in whose hands it now rests has given you key to ADVENTURE PALACE. You have found it! Or, perhaps, ADVENTURE PALACE has found you?
Did you know you can achieve personal success in six easy steps? What are these steps, you ask? The only way you can possibly find out is by loading up this article and doing whatever it takes to read it.
The future's most powerful corporation continues to prove its excellence in the field of Martian terraforming and colonization.
P. B. Fouke, champion of the fur industry, returns from the brink of death to save the trade from certain doom, oust the mad Captain H. W. Grieves, re-unite his company, offer hitherto unheard of savings, and apologize for not being able to do enough for his hundreds of thousands of loyal customers.
At long last our favorite television shows are coming home. As you sit waiting with open arms for the return of your long gone friends, I have prepared a guide telling you what to expect from each televised offering. This guide contains no spoilers, but still hates you nonetheless.
All the amazing news of the modern age, as brought to you by the SA REEL SERVICE! From the deep seas to the highest peaks, this month's spectacular reel delivers startling words and images of your America and your world! Don't miss it!
Man vs. Wild, the popular Discovery Channel show pitting a deranged lunatic against nature, continues to garner criticism for its staged scenarios. The criticism reaches critical mass as I reveal even more secrets the evil puppet masters at the Discovery Channel didn't want you to know about Bear Grylls and his so-called survival techniques.
With P. B. Fouke out of commission due to a brain tumor, the brutal Captain H. W. Grieves takes control of the Fouke Fur Company and institutes harsh measures against mutineers and competitors.
A glimpse at the the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Command Queue and the important decisions facing the leader of the finest living and research colony on Mars.
P. B. Fouke responds to the competition, challenges them to pluck out their eyeballs, marries a beautiful woman, and welcomes his newest employee, Captain H. W. Grieves.
We've all had to suffer through the near unspeakable horror of finding a hair in our food, but what happens when you find something far worse? This week the Something Awful Forum Goons up the ante from mere breaded chicken heads, taking us to a realm of pure inedible terror.
Since the Japanese shoguns first came up with the concept of giant monsters, mankind has been fantasizing about giant things tearing shit up. This bold love affair with monumental destruction continues today, with pictures of giant pets running amok through our tiny world.